roger-explosion:

demonicrosebush:

D - danish scum

E - evil eileen fisher

R - ra ra rasputin

R - RUSSIA’S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

I - i’m not even australian

N - nude statuary

G - government cheese

D - dirty hipsters

O - openly lesbicious practices

(Source: notgingergallifreyan, via roger-explosion)

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(Source: loveboosh, via thelmajordon)

(Source: gendrywaterss)

Hamlet, 1996.

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ifshehadwings:

affectingly:

hawkarse:

thedoctorsmcnuggies:

Michele from I’m Not Scared, Jack O’Neill from Stargate SG-1, and the male player character from Pokemon White.

I think the second two would be able to save my ass.

Ethan Hunt from the MI franchise, The Doctor from Doctor Who, and Nicholas Angel from Hot Fuzz. I am totally fine. Not only will my team manage to scrape through the apocalypse (thanks Ethan!) but we’ll be able to co-ordinate our efforts and keep in touch with the armed forces (thanks Nicholas!) and most likely bio-engineer a cure rather than simply having to kill all the zombies (thanks Doctor!)

Ethan Hunt from Ghost Protocol, Jules Cobb from Cougar Town, and Kate Reed from Fairly Legal. 

Ummm.  Ethan would probably get us through. Kate could negotiate for supplies. And Jules would have ALL THE WINE.  So.  I’m feeling pretty good about my chances.

Well, let’s see.  I’ve been rereading Unholy Verse, so I have an awesome evil fighting team on my side (or just like Priest!Gerard and/or Frank if we’re just picking one idk).  That’s pretty good.  Then last night I watched an episode of Smash, so … well, I’m not even sure who the protagonist of that would be. I’m gonna go with Ivy.  I bet she could high kick a zombie’s head right off and look fucking fabulous doing it.  And then … American Idol.  Um … Ryan Seacrest?  Oh well, it was nice knowing him.  :-P  

KATNISS EVERDEEN, DIRK GENTLY, AND SHAUN MICALLEF.

NO ONE CAN BREAK MY TEAM.

(Source: charlie-twist)

ohvienna:

First place.

We broke the record, too.

icecrystal2k:

Peter and his face when The Fucker fires Stewart is possibly the greatest thing.

newsweek:

cheatsheet:

textsfromhillaryclinton:

Texting with Secretary Hillary Clinton.

(Proof of her submission.) (via: Stacy & Adam)

We reached out to Philippe Reines, a Senior Adviser to Hillary Clinton, who confirms that this post on the Texts From Hillary Tumblr was in fact credited to Secretary Clinton:

Yes, the submission credited to Secretary Clinton is in fact from her.  She also just had the creators of the site in her office about an hour ago.

And now we have the photo to confirm as well! Congrats guys. 

This happened! 

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